rat busters!
Some people go on and on about how useful dogs are, blah blah blah.
Some dogs work on sheep farms rounding up sheep (except for a little pig called Babe - but that was fictitious of course, pigs can't talk!).
More vicious ones work with police, or as guard dogs. Then there are those who use their noses to smell certain things like drugs or vegetables etc.
And of course, the guide dogs who are on duty when their harness is on, who are very smart and can show their human when to cross the road.
But hardly anybody talks about the great jobs that we cats do. Aside from the most obvious that was written up today in The Guardian, we cats do a lot of useful things.
We are a repository of ideas for intellectuals (except for post-modernist drivel of course), counsel to diplomats and world leaders, and a source of inspiration to poets and writers.
Oh, and once upon a time in Egypt we were gods.
........ooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo........
Ah, the weekend. I have been helping my human watch his taped during the week tv viewing. He is a sucker for that silly show called LAX which "explores the behind-the-scenes dramas and conflicts of both travelers and staff transpiring daily at the bustling Los Angeles International Airport". He thinks Heather Locklear is a good actress, better than when she was in Melrose Place.
He told me that aside from LAX, he has also 'transpired' through SFO, IAD, SEA, BYG, ORD, LHR, LTN, FRA, VIE, ZRH, GVA, PRG, CPH, LIS, TUN, CAS (CMN), KUL, PEN, JKT, BKK, CNX, HKT, SIN, HKG, SHA, ADL, BNE, CBR, DRW, MEL, PER, SYD, HBA, CNS, ASP, GOV, TSV and POM. I'm sure that ORD, JKT, ASP, GOV and TSV don't count as he didn't actually exit the airport itself.
keisercat@wildmail.com
Some dogs work on sheep farms rounding up sheep (except for a little pig called Babe - but that was fictitious of course, pigs can't talk!).
More vicious ones work with police, or as guard dogs. Then there are those who use their noses to smell certain things like drugs or vegetables etc.
And of course, the guide dogs who are on duty when their harness is on, who are very smart and can show their human when to cross the road.
But hardly anybody talks about the great jobs that we cats do. Aside from the most obvious that was written up today in The Guardian, we cats do a lot of useful things.
We are a repository of ideas for intellectuals (except for post-modernist drivel of course), counsel to diplomats and world leaders, and a source of inspiration to poets and writers.
Oh, and once upon a time in Egypt we were gods.
........ooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo........
Ah, the weekend. I have been helping my human watch his taped during the week tv viewing. He is a sucker for that silly show called LAX which "explores the behind-the-scenes dramas and conflicts of both travelers and staff transpiring daily at the bustling Los Angeles International Airport". He thinks Heather Locklear is a good actress, better than when she was in Melrose Place.
He told me that aside from LAX, he has also 'transpired' through SFO, IAD, SEA, BYG, ORD, LHR, LTN, FRA, VIE, ZRH, GVA, PRG, CPH, LIS, TUN, CAS (CMN), KUL, PEN, JKT, BKK, CNX, HKT, SIN, HKG, SHA, ADL, BNE, CBR, DRW, MEL, PER, SYD, HBA, CNS, ASP, GOV, TSV and POM. I'm sure that ORD, JKT, ASP, GOV and TSV don't count as he didn't actually exit the airport itself.
keisercat@wildmail.com
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