Friday, January 13, 2006

seasonal stupidity

Four stupid things I have read lately.

A man at a restaurant 'ducked' to avoid a tossed shrimp, jerked his head, had to have an operation (whether related or not to the incident is being decided by a court), and died a year later.
- 'Benihana shrimp toss cited in death', Newsday 12 January 2006
Hello? If you don't want to see food flying, don't go to a teppanyaki restaurant. Idiots.

A 19 year old man broke his leg while trying to kill a spider. What an idiot.
- 'Man breaks leg while kicking spider' The Age 12 January 2006
We have spiders like this in our house all the time, my human and I leave them alone as they eat other bugs.

A woman marries a dolphin.
- 'British woman marries dolphin' Fox News 3 January 2006
What a moron.

People who go away for holidays and don't arrange for neighbours or friends to feed their dog or walk it.
- 'Looking out for another man's best friend' The Age 7 January 2006
Neglect is cruelty by another name.

*As always, please check out Cooper and Camilla who always have interesting things to say.

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Today was a much cooler day outside but the house doesn't always cool down from previous warm days.

Merlin's human Kim came over tonight for a dinner of tandoori lamb chops with rice and blanched broccolini. Afterwards they watched Austin Powers in Goldmember. I napped on the floor, but it sounded like a lot of fun. I did get to sit on her lap for a short period.

keisercat@wildmail.com

1 Comments:

Blogger Honeysuckle said...

You'd never catch me ducking if someone tossed a prawn my way!

Saturday, 14 January, 2006  

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